Tuesday, October 09, 2007

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am so sick. No, I'm not pregnant.
Just sick. IDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKEIDONTWANNAPUKE

sheesh. and so far today toby has figured out how to plug in lamps... and get in the fireplace... (did you know sooty hair actually has gray suds??) and just wreak general havoc. In fact, I think I shall call him General Havoc.

uh.IDONTWANNAPUKE

22 comments:

Josh said...

To Anon-
Re: "where do josh & shannon live now?"

None ya.

Shannon2-24 said...

ohhh, sorry, that sounds horrible to be sick & caring for a toddler

Keith learned to unplug the lamp a few days ago

& this morning to crawl up onto a box, then up to standing on it with his arms out

he looked quite pleased with his ability

he was quite unpleased that I kept pulling him off the box and when he'd put a knee up, I pull it off

at least his balance is pretty good.. as I was 'spotting' him with my arms, I let him get up to see how he did, pretty good

hmm, this makes me want to remove this one box left that he can get onto, yet, it's in front of the tv so he doesn't pull that down (which he did once at the other home!) Ya, we need to secure the tv somehow. We have an idea. It's too bad there are no places to do such a thing on the back. Not baby friendly. Maybe we'll get a taller stand where it's too high for him to pull?? hmm

Toddler adventures

my next task will be cleaning up the applesauce I let him practice self-feeding : D

Josh said...

The fire place at our new home doesn’t really help heat because of the configuration of things (and we have cheap gas heat anyway), so we have it blocked off with our entertainment center on one side and office desk on the other. Keith has no idea what dirty adventures are behind there if he could get past our blockade.

Shannon2-24 said...

OH
& even from standing on the box, he was able to get back on his knees on the box & then feet back to the floor without falling

Shannon2-24 said...

although, when his foot sunk in a lower spot in the box once

I then caught him
& would say phrases with

hurt
fall
ouch
don't

a trainer
Mommies are trainers
over and over and..

Josh said...

Sounds like Keith was getting ready to practice his high diving.

Anonymous said...

high diving = testing boundaries

Josh said...

Ok, for Anons who must know,
here’s a map from an intersection near our old home to an intersection near our new one. Moved from Everett to Mountlake Terrace.

Beth said...

i have an uncle who lives in lynnwood

Beth said...

jess

i'm so sad about your sickness

i hate being sick

please feel better soon

Mama PC said...

hey, j.p. -
how close is where you are now to that bed-n-breakfast my man and I stayed in on the coast last year? is it close. i cannot remember the exact area...

that is a beautiful place to live!

Mama PC said...

did you puke, yablonski jetsom?

Mama PC said...

what were the contents?
color?
odor?
consistency?
frequency?

jess said...

Yes. But I will not specify, lest I beckon it again.

Mama PC said...

poor baby

are you shore yore not pregnant???

Anonymous said...

Yip she is SHORE

Anonymous said...

Knocked up, I'd say.

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Josh said...

Now that is a resume that could land you a CEO job fast!

= )

Anonymous said...

josh & shan r now closer to seattle
is it a shorter commute for u to drive to work josh?
hope so

Anonymous said...

josh did u buy the house?
r u in the path of lahar flows?

Anonymous said...

just 'cause i'm anon
gives you no right to step on

plz don't abuse
i'm feelin' so used

josh says 'none ya'
just 'none ya'
'none ya'