It's morning.... and I don't know what to do.
I am allowed to get up.... but what then?
This is new. At this point I am still within the confines of my longtime prison bed.
The MOG is in the living room... there's an 85% chance he's praying and a 15 he's looking at a studio catalog. No chance whatsoever that there is breakfast going on in there.
The kid is sleeping. I know this because I can hear him breathing from anywhere in the house....
And you, my esteemed friends, are usually about your business till after 9.
BUT WAIT AND FORSOOTH! I FORGOT IT'S WEDNESDAY! MEN OF THE WORLD UNITE!
How about this topic: what was your favorite present and why? And if you didn't get it because it cost $10,000, why would it have been the perfect present?
What.... does a man really need?

Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Gentlemen, cart your Injuns
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A man needs....
a chair that is HIS....
it doesn't happen like that, Daniel...
for risk of hijacking guy day, I will not elaborate
well, the gals will line up for that one
I'll tell you what Mike liked that he got. Wireless headphones. A guy gave it to him. Andy
I got bad pop-ups. I go away for a few hours and I will have about 30-40 popups.
The wierd thing is that they come from internet explorer. I dont even use internet explorer. I use mozilla.
I have a pop up blocker that comes with Safari... but you could probably download one for PC
and AHEM Arb you also got Tony Hawk 3
and Starfox, evidently
a laminator.... LOL
LOL again
a laminator.... LOL
LOL again
Hey, Crystal,
Make me an id
I want to be Bill Gates.
I would definitely make some fake Ids
waiting for Big Daddy.... Josharoo is on vacation
and where's JD today?
Harems are overrated.
I think a guy would die early having that many wives.
Jess,
sending you an email.
G
wrote you back
solomon didn't die early... but he wished for death all the way thru Ecclesiastes
Well, D'ana might not go for the concubines...
ohhhh
those yard work kinda concubines
That many concubines running around someone is likely to get pricked.
con·cu·bine
Pronunciation: 'kä[ng]-kyu-"bIn, 'kän-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin concubina, from com- + cubare to lie
: a woman with whom a man cohabits without being married: as a : one having a recognized social status in a household below that of a wife b : MISTRESS
I knew a farmer who had a concubine once. He said it really made things a lot faster than picking all that cotton by hand.
g
lol
I dont think you have any eunuchs in radiantville. Looks like everybody there is full of the right parts.
well, I don't want any concubines over HERE. Maybe a few eunuchs...
we need more eunuchs
Daniel-
more fasting! more fasting!!
Hey, you know that guy who was the first to be evangelized after the death of Jesus. The bible says that he was a eunuch. Like how did Phillip know he was a eunuch? Did eunuchs go around anouncing this? Hey, I am Ralph the eunuch. Maybe they wore a big E on their tunics?
Sort of like Michael Jackson
oh jeez. you take a potty break and look what happens.
Okay: besides concubines and harems: what present does every guy need?
georgia's a scaredy pants
Scaredy-pants, huh?
Then I put it back.
Hi, I am Ralph the Eunuch.
Glad to meet you, I am Jess the 3 centimeters
yeah, cause that's what you said...
sorry we fell into corruption. it was such a quick trip...
I am eating chocolate christmas candies and remembering that I was once on a diet. Sometime in december.
I also used to exercise, last week, I think...
3rd time through the new third day cd. I am not sure it is going to catch with me at all. Some good stuff, but nothing really awesome yet.
Where are the guys?
Good grief! I don't get on the blog for a while and when I come back you guys have taken the great leap!!!!!!!This really is guys day, but what puzzles me is the all the eunuch talk. Usually, guys tend to stay away from that subject.
Working, of course. Everyday. Same o same o. Day after day. (can you tell I want to go home?)
Mostly, I am tired. Don and I have been doing some side jobs so we could have a little more money for Christmas. We worked until 8:30 last night.
Ummmm... Beebow was cussin' again.
Is that what scared the guys away? Ok, no more eunuch talk. You guys can come back
Hi Georgia. Didn't want you to see all the ugly things I was saying. I was totally thinking of your genteel sensibilities. Sorry.
Hey Terri,
I will go up when you go up.
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