Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Gentlemen, cart your Injuns

It's morning.... and I don't know what to do.
I am allowed to get up.... but what then?
This is new. At this point I am still within the confines of my longtime prison bed.
The MOG is in the living room... there's an 85% chance he's praying and a 15 he's looking at a studio catalog. No chance whatsoever that there is breakfast going on in there.
The kid is sleeping. I know this because I can hear him breathing from anywhere in the house....
And you, my esteemed friends, are usually about your business till after 9.

BUT WAIT AND FORSOOTH! I FORGOT IT'S WEDNESDAY! MEN OF THE WORLD UNITE!

How about this topic: what was your favorite present and why? And if you didn't get it because it cost $10,000, why would it have been the perfect present?
What.... does a man really need?


49 comments:

jess said...

A man needs....
a chair that is HIS....

jess said...

it doesn't happen like that, Daniel...

jess said...

for risk of hijacking guy day, I will not elaborate

jess said...

well, the gals will line up for that one

Georgia said...

I'll tell you what Mike liked that he got. Wireless headphones. A guy gave it to him. Andy

Georgia said...

I got bad pop-ups. I go away for a few hours and I will have about 30-40 popups.

Georgia said...

The wierd thing is that they come from internet explorer. I dont even use internet explorer. I use mozilla.

jess said...

I have a pop up blocker that comes with Safari... but you could probably download one for PC

jess said...

and AHEM Arb you also got Tony Hawk 3

jess said...

and Starfox, evidently

jess said...

a laminator.... LOL
LOL again

jess said...

a laminator.... LOL
LOL again

Georgia said...

Hey, Crystal,
Make me an id
I want to be Bill Gates.

jess said...

I would definitely make some fake Ids

jess said...

waiting for Big Daddy.... Josharoo is on vacation

and where's JD today?

Georgia said...

Harems are overrated.

Georgia said...

I think a guy would die early having that many wives.

Georgia said...

Jess,
sending you an email.

jess said...

G
wrote you back

jess said...

solomon didn't die early... but he wished for death all the way thru Ecclesiastes

jess said...

Well, D'ana might not go for the concubines...

jess said...

ohhhh

those yard work kinda concubines

Georgia said...

That many concubines running around someone is likely to get pricked.

jess said...

con·cu·bine
Pronunciation: 'kä[ng]-kyu-"bIn, 'kän-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin concubina, from com- + cubare to lie
: a woman with whom a man cohabits without being married: as a : one having a recognized social status in a household below that of a wife b : MISTRESS

Georgia said...

I knew a farmer who had a concubine once. He said it really made things a lot faster than picking all that cotton by hand.

jess said...

g
lol

Georgia said...

I dont think you have any eunuchs in radiantville. Looks like everybody there is full of the right parts.

jess said...

well, I don't want any concubines over HERE. Maybe a few eunuchs...

jess said...

we need more eunuchs

jess said...

Daniel-
more fasting! more fasting!!

Georgia said...

Hey, you know that guy who was the first to be evangelized after the death of Jesus. The bible says that he was a eunuch. Like how did Phillip know he was a eunuch? Did eunuchs go around anouncing this? Hey, I am Ralph the eunuch. Maybe they wore a big E on their tunics?

Georgia said...
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Georgia said...

Sort of like Michael Jackson

Georgia said...
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jess said...

oh jeez. you take a potty break and look what happens.

Okay: besides concubines and harems: what present does every guy need?

jess said...

georgia's a scaredy pants

Georgia said...

Scaredy-pants, huh?

Then I put it back.

Hi, I am Ralph the Eunuch.
Glad to meet you, I am Jess the 3 centimeters

jess said...

yeah, cause that's what you said...

jess said...

sorry we fell into corruption. it was such a quick trip...

Georgia said...

I am eating chocolate christmas candies and remembering that I was once on a diet. Sometime in december.

Georgia said...

I also used to exercise, last week, I think...

Georgia said...

3rd time through the new third day cd. I am not sure it is going to catch with me at all. Some good stuff, but nothing really awesome yet.

Georgia said...

Where are the guys?

beebow said...

Good grief! I don't get on the blog for a while and when I come back you guys have taken the great leap!!!!!!!This really is guys day, but what puzzles me is the all the eunuch talk. Usually, guys tend to stay away from that subject.

beebow said...

Working, of course. Everyday. Same o same o. Day after day. (can you tell I want to go home?)
Mostly, I am tired. Don and I have been doing some side jobs so we could have a little more money for Christmas. We worked until 8:30 last night.

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Georgia said...

Ummmm... Beebow was cussin' again.

Georgia said...

Is that what scared the guys away? Ok, no more eunuch talk. You guys can come back

beebow said...

Hi Georgia. Didn't want you to see all the ugly things I was saying. I was totally thinking of your genteel sensibilities. Sorry.
Hey Terri,
I will go up when you go up.