Thursday, December 01, 2005

Urban myths

A subject of great interest to me is/are urban legends. A subject of
great interest to me is urban legends. Hmmm. Something wacky there.
Anyhoo. Some of you know what I refer to. An irate customer at Neiman
Marcus is charged 300 bucks for a cookie recipe. Only not.
Various disgusting elements found in fast food. Not true. Now, for some
glutens or grease or maybe even hair, sure. But the stuff in legends is
much grosser.
Of course, various warnings: men hiding under your car at Kroger. Men
hiding in your backseat. Toxic mascara. Sunscreen. Men who meow. When
you try to find the cat- WHAMMO. And was that an eclipse or an
asteroid?
Death is imminent.
Forward this email and the FBI will track how many people get it.
Computer viruses galore. Death to your PC is imminent.
Poor sick child wants this email to get to a million people.
The worst one is "Ban on Religious Programming" otherwise known as
Petition 2493. The goverment actually has an official office to deal
with this rumor. They spend hundreds of thousands of dollars answering
questions and dealing with petitions, etc.... There is no Petition
2493.

Very interesting stuff. Every time I get an email warning me of
imminent death/terrorism/natural disaster/commercial injustice/cookie
recipes... I go look it up. Most of the time it's hooey.



(you can look up hoaxes on http://www.urbanlegends.about.com or http://www.snopes.com - or you could go to the accused company's site. They usually have rebuttals)

43 comments:

Raina said...

Good morning all. Had a great night last night. Hope everyone is as excited about Christmas as I am. Great news Jess. I know your going all the way!!!!

Raina said...

I dont like getting emails like that either. i usually delete them without giving them a second look. I figure if its something important i will see it on the news or red about it in the paper.

jess said...

marnin

jess said...

How was your appt?

Raina said...

Good luck Julie, i'll be praying for you. I like change it cause everyone to break out of their shells and try new things

jess said...

JD you better make sure your job doesn't interfere with the blog

jess said...

oh my wow... Dr Lucifer was on duty!

Raina said...

i take it neither one of you like the other doctor

jess said...

I know this is still a little baby in here... but he feels HUGE

jess said...

JD what will you do if Turner's on for delivery??

jess said...

Terri- if you ever find Daniel in your back yard, shoot him with a BB gun. And take pictures

jess said...

OH! Hi, Daniel!

jess said...

I mean, really! She would definitely make me have a c/s
Crystal scared me talking about what days she's on call

jess said...

Julie what did you say to the front desk about not seeing Turner?

jess said...

hey is that the real Daniel? You spelled everything right!

jess said...

when is Johnson back?

jess said...

daniel you did it again. I'm getting creeped out.

jess said...

Crystal- I think they do D&C's for miscarriages... and they may do abortions in extreme circumstances... but I don't think our office does any... just a vibe

jess said...

yeah hopefully you don't deliver when it's just you and Pastor Mike

jess said...

Just Richy tonite... CTK gives me contractions

jess said...

there is nowhere comfy in the whole church... well, there might be a couch upstairs... but I don't want to go up there... might as well be at home

jess said...

daniel.... you are the MAN

jess said...

blanket- check
pillows-check
laptop/phone line-check
ksbj Christmas mania-check
extreme boredom-like feeling-check
massive horse pills-check

looks like I'm good for another month or so

jess said...

JOSH-
Shannon's 20 weeks! Do you guys know what gender you're having yet??

jess said...

ahhh... there's the good ol Daniel spelling

jess said...

I never knew Osama was so thoughtful...

Josh said...

Daniel- I called you mother to let her know of our discovery also and she said, in hysterical tears, that you’ve had such a hard life because you have the same condition and she was so sorry for you.

Noweverything makes since.

Josh said...

Jessica- No we don’t know the gender yet. We could find out anytime, but waiting to see if I get the job a Boeing. If I do, the $300 ultrasound will be covered on insurance, if I don’t get it, we’ll pay for it. So, either way, it will be in January.

We are very curious and getting excited to find out!

jess said...

LOL Josh... for real. I actually L-edOL

jess said...

man my back hurts... I need drugs

jess said...

what's that mean, JD? a different marketplace?

HOLY COW IT'S DECEMBER 1ST AND I DON'T HAVE ANY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS OUT AT ALL

Josh said...

Cool, glad you had a laugh, Jessica!

DRUGS for Jessica

Josh said...

Speaking of Christmas decorations, you have to watch this video!! A friend in Illinois e-mailed it to me a couple days ago. I thought Stupid Videos would probably have it, and they do. It’s a lights display with music, so turn on your speakers or headphones.

Rocking Christmas Lights

jess said...

as I suspected... stupid dial up

jess said...

re: trying to watch the video, that is


JD- Christmas is indeed 9 days away!

Josh said...

It’s snowing here. . . right now!

Where we are, in the lower area, doesn’t get snow every year, but here it is! May accumulate up to 1 inch today, then 1-2 inches over night. That’s just enough for it to be pretty and not be cumbersome to deal with.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. . .

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. . .

jess said...

Yeah, it's snowing here too

jess said...

I have Topamax here for R2's seizures... we did Phenobarb for a long time...

I have lots of decorations... in storage... but Richy is not available today until it's dark...... so there you go

jess said...

gotta be over 100... my rule

jess said...

Just for that I oughta hold out....

UPSTAIRS

Viking Granny!!!! said...

How are you doing Jess?

Viking Granny!!!! said...

I love it.........you are so inventive...and creative.

Work work work.....

Peace out!

jess said...

hey VG
I'm upstairs