For real, face rearranging is really an art, kinda like furniture rearranging or interior designing. You have to go to school to learn how to do it right. By the looks of your ugly mug, I’d guess you got you PhD in Face Rearranging. It is obvious that you were taught well. . . to 2nd class education for you.
It’s obvious that I’m on my own today. If a bunch of guys won’t talk, at least we’ll have the woman silent. We all know that just getting woman to be silent in 98% of the battle.
Now, don’t get me wrong here, I like women. . . and I feel for them. It’s hard to be a woman. It isn’t easy always being 2nd in life. The 2nd fiddle doesn’t always carry as good a tune, and that can be hard to deal with.
A woman in Spencer, Iowa, who police say requested that her son sell marijuana for the purpose of raising money to bail her out of jail faces another charge.
What is this other charge, you might ask? Child endangerment! The two charges she already faced prior to this one were drug-related, all three for which she was being held in the Clay County jail as of this writing.
She called her son on the phone, asking that he sell weed that was being stored in a refrigerator and that he post bond with the proceedings.
The police monitored this call.
Authorities obtained a search warrant and found a small amount of pot in the home of the woman, identified as Elaine Baker, on June 5.
Baker’s son, Austin Tasich, was charged with possession of a controlled substance.
Baker was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell.
Jennifer- hoping you’re joking about being offended, pretty sure you we’re.
Servant- would love to display my mediocre bowling skill tonight, but the means to get there would cost slightly more than the lanes and shoes rental.
Also, thank you for the Risk II game you sent with Jere. I played the computer in world domination Friday. I could’ve took it out in 6 rounds, but went to 9 be build up my attacking battalion to 170 before giving the final blow, just for fun.
I did the regular game, but will have to try the other.
Yes, you can play over the internet. We should do so sometime. Not this weekend since we’ll be going over to Shannon’s folks. Shannon’s uncle and cousin fly in today and are here for a week, so we’ll be seeing them this weekend.
Interesting day today. Can't tell you why... too many details... but... needless to say, nursing is a very interesting profession... you see all kinds...
One Story :
Little 85 year-old man... let's say his name is Chance. He didn't bring his glasses and he was alone, so I had to fill out all his paperwork for him. We sat there for a long time...and halfway through the history-taking, he told me he missed his wife who was not longer here. She's been gone since 2000. They had been together 54 years. He almost teared up, but then encouraged me to go on with the paperwork. He had been in WWII...served 4 years in the Navy as a fighter pilot. Very sweet man. Very lonely man. He has a son who visits him, but not too many things or people to keep him company. So many lonely people out there. Of all ages. He's to have surgery on Friday, so pray for him.
LORD comfort Chance and all the others in our community who have lost everything and everyone they have known and bring them to a saving knowledge of YOU!
"Oh, thank you... could you please tell them that we are not able to make it to bowl tonight... and that we look forward to bowling some time in the near future..."
"Oh, you don't know whom I'm referring to???... well, let me describe them... There will be FOUR of them... One is wearing pearls and is dressed in clam shells... another has a chef's hat...and speaks in a Swedish accent...the third wears roses of every hue under the heavens and is called 'Harvy'..and the 4th one will be bowling properly..."
"i'm so sorry, maam. the odd characters you speak of just left the building. and you're right the fourth one bowled quite properly. it's too bad you missed them."
oh, and maam, would you please give your friends a message for ME?
tell the flower lady to stop leaving her petals all over the lanes, and tell cookie boy that if he's going to bring cookies, he has to clean up his own crumbs....and well, about the pearly clamshell laden woman, she's welcome anytime.
"Yes, dahling... save me a lane or two for next time... oh... and i apologize for my Yablonski-otti friends' lack of etiquette... you know they're always leaving cookie crumbs and flower petals wherever they go..."
"Oh, and tell the clam-shell-laden fair beauty that she will be welcome to play in the lane that i reserve 'next time'... but that I won't play with the 4th bowler who always wins..."
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Haven't watch the video yet, must get ready for work.
I just wanted to say that Keith has really impressed my with some of his burps. Loud, man. . . really loud! Like father, like son.
It almost puts a tear in my eye.
Hey! Figure out how to work this blog and delete that second post on the home page already!!
Can't you woman do ANYTHING right?
Don't even think about talking back! You may never see the light of dawn again.
Uhh, no thanks, but looks like someone already rearranged yours.
For real, face rearranging is really an art, kinda like furniture rearranging or interior designing. You have to go to school to learn how to do it right. By the looks of your ugly mug, I’d guess you got you PhD in Face Rearranging. It is obvious that you were taught well. . . to 2nd class education for you.
Sorry Cyclops, but I’m straight. No crushes from guys for me.
It’s obvious that I’m on my own today. If a bunch of guys won’t talk, at least we’ll have the woman silent. We all know that just getting woman to be silent in 98% of the battle.
Now, don’t get me wrong here, I like women. . . and I feel for them. It’s hard to be a woman. It isn’t easy always being 2nd in life. The 2nd fiddle doesn’t always carry as good a tune, and that can be hard to deal with.
And yes, I am aware that my grammatical usage of “woman” and “women” has been wrong a couple times.
It would just be easier to address you as minion.
permission to say you're killing me here
Permission denied.
That 98% is hard to keep down.
Nothing like a stupid women criminal story:
Mom Asks Son To Sell Pot For Bail
A woman in Spencer, Iowa, who police say requested that her son sell marijuana for the purpose of raising money to bail her out of jail faces another charge.
What is this other charge, you might ask? Child endangerment! The two charges she already faced prior to this one were drug-related, all three for which she was being held in the Clay County jail as of this writing.
She called her son on the phone, asking that he sell weed that was being stored in a refrigerator and that he post bond with the proceedings.
The police monitored this call.
Authorities obtained a search warrant and found a small amount of pot in the home of the woman, identified as Elaine Baker, on June 5.
Baker’s son, Austin Tasich, was charged with possession of a controlled substance.
Baker was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell.
Just watched the video.
faith + prayer = fizz
I don’t get it.
Pretty cool explosion!
Time for a meeting. My reign on the blog will be spotty now.
But, at least we still have golden silence from the minions.
It’s kinda funny that Chris is wearing a shirt that reads “DARE to resist drugs and violence” while essentially making and exploding a bomb.
The minions now have permission to talk.
Dictionary.com
min•ion- A subordinate official.
plllbbbbbbbtttt
Come again
Well, one of the other definitions on dictionary.com is:
One who is highly esteemed or favored; a darling.
I had never heard that one, but don’t think for one moment I meant that definition, or angel for that matter.
Jennifer- hoping you’re joking about being offended, pretty sure you we’re.
Servant- would love to display my mediocre bowling skill tonight, but the means to get there would cost slightly more than the lanes and shoes rental.
Also, thank you for the Risk II game you sent with Jere. I played the computer in world domination Friday. I could’ve took it out in 6 rounds, but went to 9 be build up my attacking battalion to 170 before giving the final blow, just for fun.
Make that were not we’re.
Taking a long lunch to run an errand.
See ya
I did the regular game, but will have to try the other.
Yes, you can play over the internet. We should do so sometime. Not this weekend since we’ll be going over to Shannon’s folks. Shannon’s uncle and cousin fly in today and are here for a week, so we’ll be seeing them this weekend.
Puny ayy? Hmph!
Hey jesse caw, you gonna get a crush on servant too sissy boy?
Yeah, it's Keith, in my picture.
He can have some pretty bad smellies out the other end too!
"get away with eating children that way."
Now, that's funny!
So, we got a child eater and a child burner in here. You guys are sickos!
Yeah, that Josh Taylor guy turned out pretty bad, didn't he?
That's mean jess...
or whomever you are...
Oh, look who decided to show up on Guy’s Day. . . it’s Richy.
To bad you’re 4 hrs and 39 minutes late.
Or call the WAAAAAAAmbulance.
I wonder which cord stuck a nerve with Richy. Was it the bedwetting or the child eating?
Kat- don't tell me your really don't know who Jesse Caw is.
Hello A L L !!!
Interesting day today. Can't tell you why... too many details... but... needless to say, nursing is a very interesting profession... you see all kinds...
One Story :
Little 85 year-old man... let's say his name is Chance. He didn't bring his glasses and he was alone, so I had to fill out all his paperwork for him. We sat there for a long time...and halfway through the history-taking, he told me he missed his wife who was not longer here. She's been gone since 2000. They had been together 54 years. He almost teared up, but then encouraged me to go on with the paperwork. He had been in WWII...served 4 years in the Navy as a fighter pilot. Very sweet man. Very lonely man. He has a son who visits him, but not too many things or people to keep him company. So many lonely people out there. Of all ages. He's to have surgery on Friday, so pray for him.
LORD comfort Chance and all the others in our community who have lost everything and everyone they have known and bring them to a saving knowledge of YOU!
!!!!ring rinnnnnngggg!!!!!
!!! r r r rinnnnnnnnnnngggg!!!!
"is this 300 Bowl? The bowling alley on Wilson Road???"
"Hello"
"300 Bowl?"
"Yes, How may we help you" (Pins falling heard in the background)
that's the one
"I need to get a message to some Yablonskis that are attempting to bowl there tonight. Can you take them a message?"
"Oh, thank you... could you please tell them that we are not able to make it to bowl tonight... and that we look forward to bowling some time in the near future..."
"Oh, you don't know whom I'm referring to???... well, let me describe them... There will be FOUR of them... One is wearing pearls and is dressed in clam shells... another has a chef's hat...and speaks in a Swedish accent...the third wears roses of every hue under the heavens and is called 'Harvy'..and the 4th one will be bowling properly..."
"Just please take them the message that NEXT TIME WE'LL BE THERE...AND THE BLOGGEROTTI'S WILL REIGN!!!"
"i'm so sorry, maam. the odd characters you speak of just left the building. and you're right the fourth one bowled quite properly. it's too bad you missed them."
would you like me to save you a lane for next time?
oh, and maam, would you please give your friends a message for ME?
tell the flower lady to stop leaving her petals all over the lanes, and tell cookie boy that if he's going to bring cookies, he has to clean up his own crumbs....and well, about the pearly clamshell laden woman, she's welcome anytime.
"Yes, dahling... save me a lane or two for next time... oh... and i apologize for my Yablonski-otti friends' lack of etiquette... you know they're always leaving cookie crumbs and flower petals wherever they go..."
"Oh, and tell the clam-shell-laden fair beauty that she will be welcome to play in the lane that i reserve 'next time'... but that I won't play with the 4th bowler who always wins..."
"I will win next time..."
I JUST WATCHED THE AWESOME VIDEO...
Did you see the german shepherd flinch??? i had to play it several times just to watch the action!!! Chris, you are just too suave...
GREAT SHOW! GREAT MESSAGE!!! KUDOS...
or was it MENTOS???
mamapc
on a more serious note....
still waiting for an answer to my email...
.....while you're online...
8)
Hi everybody! Howzit!
uh... Toby's stats, Josh... 24.5 inches long and 14.5 lbs
Keith is gaining on him quick...
oh, and I saw a pic of you on Mere's myspace... you've lost most of that weight, eh?
lisbeth- did you do that graphic on Yahoo?
~~whistle~~
Josh is spamming our radiant forum! talking about my wife is awesome and stuff...bunk!
yes, i did.....got the idea from you....didn't know i could transfer that here.
that explosive could've shot right at Chris' eye!!!
His mama should warn him about such things!!!
Tron, what you talking about?
well, goodnight cutie pies
Cool videos, I love the mentos videos. They are so funny. It's a good thing yall live in the country.
HELLO, bostum creme puff girl
hi, yall.
salt
and pepper
and some cheese...
FRIST! TRIFS!
good morning!
sceond
pics?
i'll have to see about that
we'd like that too
=)
It is a good thing that I did not go bowling with you all, because I would have chapped your hides with my experteeze...
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