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Four little piggies ate
all the magic lima
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peanuts laced with strychnine
Bean peanuts are grown
flew to Las Vegas
tree at Lake Tahoe
Screamed for the cops
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Jen next, then me, the Katie
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Who had just won
hot dogs with mustard
explosions late into the
Oh, Dios! Shouted presidente
"Citizens flee to Las Vegas!"
Limans stormed the airports
Giraffes only by invitation
They got the floor waxed
but since the evacuation
So they asked presidente
Monkey foot powder precisely
then the tsunami came
Snow girl had 275
snakes, especially ones that
or the hairless chiuahuas
and drink red brandy
and love Pecan Sandies.
Suddenly, the building exploded.
With body parts everywhere,
, the pigs moarned the
"Oh our dear Sandies
Pigs determined to find
(that's ok Katie)
but nearest store was
So they set out
and offered them apples
pulled out Samaria sword
mutilated, you foul serpent."
into a substance resembling
Still wanting the Sandies,
Hell’s Angel’s bike gang
to cause a big
but they were different,
Holy Water every night.
rode on their choppers
So, off to Savannah
(I Won't be around much now)
they saw a giant
he was very tired
because he had one
eye, and it was
bloodshot, and catorac covered
terrible rare condition that
causes the cornea to
ate double-patty hamburgers
ate double patty hamburgers,
Whispered their sorrow afar
and then got sick
of their HOGGISH SIN!
"We'll eat more Chicken!"
then went for Chic-Fil-A(is that one word?...well it is now!)
4 little girl piglets
were wanting to donate
old smelly clothing but
there was no one
at the back door
so they went to
chic-f-la and met hogs
there instead and fell
in love and married
no double posting...even on "official" breaks
Quadruple wedding bells ringing
Short honeymoons hadby all
because the smelly clothes
were still in the
back of the minivan
room at the inn?
surely not at R2R!
they all lived happily
(Besides your illegal double postings, I don't think "hadby" is one word. Therefore you also broke the only 4 words rule. You are so bad little viking, so bad. The rebel viking sticks again.)
(make that strikes again. Later)
EVER AFTER!
THE END
(4 words)
Many years later, all the piglets and hogs had babies and they all gathered together once a month to watch old home movies of their earlier days filled with stinky clothes and minivans. While watching these old home movies, they enjoyed sandie cookies and soda pop....fun times were "hadby" ALL....
and don't forget the expired pastries from Kroger's Bakery!!!
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