and kiss your butt good-bye...
Hurricane Rita is coming right here for Midway Texas. First Pearland,
then Midway. All hope is lost.
Richy's going to town today to buy supplies. Worse case scenario, we
have a LOT of cranapple juice we can drink, and maybe we'll eat
Thumper. (natalie's dog)
Richy and my mom love stuff like this. They don't want anybody to get
hurt, but they really hope some trees fall down and maybe a cow flies
by or something. Richy reads the projected path all the time and says
"yep." that's all... unless I act like I heard him.
IF Rita comes as it looks like she will, Leah will probably have a baby
in a hurricane. She said she was already doing an old-timey birth, she
might as well do it by candlelight. But how will Nate boil water?
That's what husbands do at old-timey births... we'll have to wait and
see.
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You are such a nut!
Daniel, You should make a movie about that. You could call it. "Forward From the Past" or something like that. - Richy
P.S. Jessica updated the Richy vs rob Hair contest on the previous post. The first and last picture is Rob.
Where is everybody else today? Probably tunneling under their apartments to a bomb shelter... or lying in a pool of their own vomit, elvis wigs askew.
interesting, daniel... you spell candle wrong and interesting right.
what is going on in that mohawk-y little brain of yours?
I’m here, high and dry. Working a later shift today (8:30 – 5:00). I’m working on my morning report I have to get out. I’ll chime in later.
But, Daniel could use our older car for his time machine. It’s a grey 1989 Olds Cutlass Ceria with a few little rust spots.
Tortilla worship. I think I've seen that before at Cinco De Mayo.
I think I may need Ma's number
or maybe it's the RAT factor...
I cant think of much cooler than going to the birthing center in the howling wind and seeing a baby born. Man, How exciting can life get? Palm trees swaying, wind howling,rain flying in sideways the size of ping pong balls,Leah screaming for help ( like somebody can take her out of there). No sound from Nate whatsover.
i have an unfriendly suggestion where ratking could stay
i'd tell you but then i'd have to kill him
or there may be a window in the back bedroom that you can get in from... i don't KNOW this but i have been told by good sources....
that look like my husband
it would explode your wee little brain
not worth the dadgum bullet
Ok, Mike says he is not evacutating no matter what. He says that we are not going to flood. He thinks we will be fine right here on the largest body of water in Houston, The only one that is on all maps and is a mile and a half across where I live. 20 feet from the bank.
At the risk of sounding like a computer illiterate looser! HOW ARE ALL YOU COOL PEOPLE PUTTING A PICTURE UNDER YOUR NAME! (I guess if I only had a MAC, I would get it.)
we're evacuating to the daddy juan house... very exciting plans being made
maybe you could change into a DEAD RAT
Yeah, Here comes BIG RITA! We are gonna ride this here storm out. we done got our basic, raviolies for Pa, spagettios for ma and the Kids, & flash lights for shadow puppets! See yall all sunday at church, or on the other side!
Rk, you are not coming to my house. I dont care if its flooding or sun shining. I am not having a large self-pitying rat and his two small but precocious kittens living here. I dont care if CP can read and has issues with other hot cats. I think you need help! Try tri-county Ratinfested! Get Lost Rk!
"Crystal"
set up a user id.... under this comment box.
you have to make a fake blog and stuff... then you upload a picture... i have one of you if u want me to do it... and you put the link in your profile
I wish I would get to see Jess put her head between her legs again. She looked pretty white. Truthfully so did Richy and I.
Mom
But I like to have my babies in other countries or cities far away and make you come there.
Hey Linda,
Does Ratking seriously need a place to go?
Who is RATKING?
Rumor has it that my house could just lift up with the rising water and float off.
Does someone really need help?
all day waiting... leah screaming and trying to get out of the whole deal... me and georgia scrounging around for some stale crackers... and the world is fading to black
Man it is 100 degrees outside. So hot for september.
Yeah, Jess wasnt that the coolest thing we ever did?
Enoch and I may be staying at the Shelter
ratking should go stay in a nice WARM place reserved for his kind
ah, heck. let enoch go the way of his forefathers
maybe they'll call him Kai Hurricane Nelson... or something
Since all my children are fine and in different brick homes scattered through out the area, I have made myself available to work. If they need me that is where I will be. And my dog.
I can not leave him anywhere,.
Kai Ritalberto Nelson
awww jess, that's a cute pic!
You really like that Alberto thing huh? Eva
i don't negotiate with rodents... leave that to man of the Forest, posthumously
Really Julie, How can you leave us out of your opinion of such important issues? What are you doing for the hurricane?
hi han!
well, ratking, there is ONE thing you could do to help our relationship
I'm going to send you a "magic" pellet. Eat it. Then we'll be good friends forever and ever, just like cutsiebutt and fluffypaws
rk: see above
well, richy's off to the cleveland walmart with the juan family... sure it will be an adventure.
i wish i could go. i love mayhem.
I'll go get a little nibble of Thumper
YAY julie! welcome back to the dark side!
no such thing as fruitless for the juans... they know people
I KNOW! I'm missing everything....
My walmart if awful too. No bread. People pulling food out of cardboard boxes, scared people everywhere.
drudge has a headline "nearing cat 5" so I don't think it's there yet
richy said everything's pretty much gone... i had to try to get thru to his cell for a long time... all the circuits are busy
he said walmart was kinda exciting. my kinda guy
eva and georgia-
i just sent y'all emails.
but NOT daniel
i've never been to Food Town... rob goes there...
that's not why i've never been
oh, and daniel
I sent Rob an email, too
no, no, nothing to do with your spelling
Jessica, you look so dramatic and such the dancer!
Jess, dont you have a pill for RK? He is a lousy no good rat. I dont care if he does look like he is in politics. I say the only good rat is a dead rat!
Such a wonderful big brother..........
Great pic Eva!
Rumor has it that they make a bait that looks like a brick that Rats can munch on.
Thanks but you still win the prize for the sweetest picture ever.
I just got the ok.......Enoch and I will be staying here and I will be working/living here from Friday till Sunday or Monday....whenever the electricity comes back on.
Julie-
I just sent you an email
baby carrots and ranch....mmmm
thanks eva
or does Ratking already LIVE at Julies house? hmmm??
you don't feel like jour head iz burning or anything??
-pedro
promises, promises.
save it for Oprah, baby
time for a new post... muchas commentas.
just a minute
Maybe the reason ratking knows about the rootbeer so well is that he has first hand knowledge. Maybe he is not really a political rodent, but a large male praise and worship leader.
hey G
we went up there
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