Wednesday, September 07, 2005

todays blog

uninspired.... maybe I'll start an advice column. Lets hear it from all
you neurotics or lonely hearts out there.

48 comments:

BethC said...
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jess said...

hey beth! what gives?

BethC said...

advice:
Any
Day
Value
Increased
Cooperatively
Energetic

BethC said...

i am at WJHS 8th LA

BethC said...

mass education

BethC said...

which side do you lay on today?
i missed many days and much conversation
missed you at Bobby's 21st....

jess said...

left side so far... I'll switch after the next potty break.

jess said...

how was the party?

BethC said...

bobby was very pleased with all the fun activities

BethC said...

the cake, ice cream, tooters, streamers, family, friends, and of course the singing...

BethC said...

i know you guys already discussed this at length, but i didn't getit....pic for my username..

Anonymous said...

Here is the deep thought for the day!
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

This Deep thought was brought to you by Daniel Mathews

Anonymous said...

WOW, I have been out of town so I have missed a LOT! Baby looks great! JESS I gotta give you all the props! I had to lay down 6 hours in the car on or trip to see the INLAWS, and it was not easy! I thought about you a lot! You are like MEGA MAMA!

Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed your blog about the whole ultrasound... Don't you love how they tell you to drink like a TON of water an hour before your visit, then, make you wait another hour past your apointment time because they are (Running behind)(shhh, don't tell the doctor but I emptyed my bldder about 15 min before the ultra sound and then drank a whole bunch more water! (hey I had to go) then yeah, stick you in that cold room, (in your right not enough clothing) and push on your stomach like you are dough being needed. I was almost about to cry, cause I was sure I was not going to be able to hold it! When the doctor told me I could finally go, I jumped out of that bed so fast!
oh... the joys of motherhood! :)

Anonymous said...

Absorbent, yellow, and porous is he.

Anonymous said...

What can I say Daniel You have a way with words!

jess said...

crystal - (not sponge bob)
I did the same thing. I was just sitting there patiently with my full bladder and then I was like "what am I? nuts?" so I went to the bathroom. Then when my pager went off I chugged down a whole bottle. Worked just fine.

jess said...

Hi Nanna
welcome to the crazy farm

jess said...

oh that should be on the other post...

Anonymous said...

Just so everyone knows I am not always the anonymous poster, I will identify myeslf. So i did not post the sponge bob Square Pants comment.

--Daniel.

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Hey Jess, you got a picture of Nanna Banana?

Linda. I am awake.......if I nap then I will be up again tonight so I am suffering till atleast 7p Utah time.

Linda email me please

Bedstejoy@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

Does anybody have 5 dollars I can borrow?, I need to buy some antifreeze for my cat..!!!! OH!! I mean Car for my Car!!

jess said...

eva- yep I've got one....

d'ana... most of the gobbledygook around here goes back a couple days... if you read the blogs with a gillion comments, you should be able to catch up. not including random craziness

jess said...

here's kirsten and her HOT viking grandson...

http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/6797/nana23et.jpg


here's a little bitty one of that if she wants it on a profile...

http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/8594/nana3ng.jpg

BethC said...

yikes, this is not a place of learning...it is off-task city...WJHS 8th graders without ability to attend to task...

BethC said...

open your book to page 284...://
over and over again...still, nothin'
this is why i am changing careers...

Georgia said...

Hi, D'ana
You missed the day that we discussed you. So many long days ago I dont know where it is. Basically we said you were swollen in the middle and Matt had something to do with it.

Beth,
At least you dont do things like my long haired 23 year old teacher with real tired looking eyes last night he said" You can do it this way or... Whatever"

Georgia said...

Ok so
you need a picture. You can do it with instructions. or you can send me your user id and password for your blogger account and send me a picture, or pick one off of the web and I will get it for you.
You can email it to me or put it here on the blog, or....whatever....

Georgia said...

Hey, I have lost the reference to Sponge Bob. Where is that? Or is that in reference to the cold room and being squashed flat with your belly full of water and babies.

jess said...

an anonymous poster around 12:30 "Absorbent, yellow, and porous is he."

jess said...

and you of all people know it's my uterus full of amniotic fluid

Georgia said...

Or could be we have a new person who is chinese with a drinking and sweating problem.

Georgia said...

I was quite concerned when you said Toby might be flat.

Georgia said...

When is Kai's due date?
So you are on one side now. Does that mean you can't get up yet?

BethC said...

the bell...oh the sweet bell...time to dash from this place...i'll be back though...this is a 3 day thing at WJHS...lovely

but one question before i go...
ladies, is there a pregnancy requirement to continue on this blog???
georgia? is there somethin i should know?

Anonymous said...

I don't think I'm neurotic. Not a lonely heart either. God is good!

Continuing to keep you & the fam in my prayers.

(Dogs are more fun than cats, by the way! LOL!)

Georgia said...

Nights are bad on the blog, Almost every night there is hardly any movement. I think it dies out about this time of day

Viking Granny!!!! said...

jess, will you set up Kirsten?

if the answer is yes, please check your email for her info

Josh said...

Advice:
1) Never try to floss your teeth with embroidery string that is attached to the rear view mirror of your car (See my comments in "update" for explanation).

2) Never name animals cheesey little names like Fluffybutt and Cutsiepaws.

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Whats the matter? Where is everyone? Sleeping?

Viking Granny!!!! said...

I was able to sleep til 4 am so it is getting better. I know that we have alot of teachers out there. Is there anyone who is an expert at converting?

How many cups = 100 grams
" " " = 150 grams

How many degrees = 175 celcius

Steph has asked for Danish recipes and I am trying to forward them on to her.

:0)

Viking Granny!!!! said...

such a brat!

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Hey you got your long hair back!

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Some day I will become an expert at finding answers to many questions. Currently, I do not know how to use Google or Dogpile for much more than topics, like Oliver the Chimp or Danish Recipes.

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Thanks Julie,

That helps alot.

I had no idea it could understand a entire question.

Get with Steph when she prepares this Danish Cake and see how yummy it is.

Viking Granny!!!! said...

it is already 11 a in Texas....

Where are you Jessica?

Josh said...

My, aren't we demanding today.

I just checked real quick at work, but won't say much till lunch, around 11:30 (that's 1:30 for you central timers), I don't get much down time at work.

Josh said...

Hmm, that's interesting, Daniel, I will be praying for your confusion as to using strange animal names for acts of humility and brokenness.