You will be having a SPECIAL GUEST BLOGGER this morning....
Jessica is fasting the internet until Tuesday night, please welcome your guest blogger.
I have been in every war since I was old enough to hold a weapon, that's right sissies, vietnam, gulf war, Beirut, and now Iraq. I hate commies and I wish I could just blow them all off the map. I have a home in downtown Detroit where I haven't been in 4 years cause I have been defending your right to work and live and breathe the great air of the American nation. If you want to see me, you won't! Because I am behind every tree and sitting on every roof that you people take for granted. Don't look for me, if you are a left-winged, Clinton loving, foxnews hating, commie, I will find you, be afraid, I tell you, be much afraid.
34 comments:
Oh, I can't wait!
Who is it? Who is it?
Come on guest blogger...
YAWN, guest blogger...
introducing our special substitute blogger facilitater:
kevinprosche
hey!
Babies?
Naytron? Is that your new identity?
The terminator?
Oh, I get it... we are the guest bloggers!! DUH! Funny joke, Jess.
Thanks, Harvy.
wwwaaaaaaaaa!
I want my mama
And, what are we supposed to discuss about that?
most important characteristic for effective ministry is "show up"...
Terminator needs to go back to grade school and fix those grammatical errors. Starting sentences with “Because” is not correct, and that last sentence is quite the run-on.
Tisk, tisk.
And where is Quitmo? I think you meant Gitmo.
You must be on LSD or something. You don’t even know where you’re fighting.
It’s an original name, how about yours, Mr. Terminator?
Ok dad.
Human and person combo, that’s creative. I thought of doing Joshaphant or Joshopotamus, or maybe even Joshabilled Platypus, but it just didn’t have a ring to it like Josharoo. It just works.
Now Terminator, I think that’s a borrowed name, isn’t it? I think I’ve seen that somewhere in lights before, haven’t you?
Enjoy you lunch, dad.
joshazoom,
antithesis of terminator is speculator
Note: above, "Human and person combo" should have been "Human and animal combo," but you prob figured that out.
I'm outta here, be back to see what commies Termmy blew up at lunch.
I'll go terminator! I am good enough for America, sign me up. I will eat commies for breakfast!
Aaaaaa
Aaaaaa
AAAAAAAAA CHOOO
I think I'm allergic to fluff.
Why don't you just ear her for lunch, if you're so mean?
I was referring to having a secret spy knife behind your ear, of which can be used in a sideways head butt when in close combat.
GOT THAT SOLDIER!?!?!
But I can be a soldier too.
What is wrong with me?
I can kill people with ear knifes and ship commie women home to al queda...
Im hurt.
I cant be a soldier
Terminator wont let me
What is wrong with me?
Newt is a Republican. He was in Washington for a fundraiser for our Republican candidate over the weekend. Excerpt from article that talked about the conflict in Israel:
Gingrich, an architect of the GOP's 1994 Contract with America, served as House speaker from 1995-98. He is considered one of the Republican Party's leading conservative thinkers and he is contemplating a run for president in 2008.
I don't know about Newt's views on Irag, but he supports Israel defending itself for sure.
I saw Toby yesterday. He was so cute. He smiled at me. R2 played a game with me and talked to me also. They are both so cute.
So I take it you are not signing up for soldierhood, huh, Arberto?
I will command the MASH unit...
What does the MASH unit comprise of?
Man, my english sucks sometimes.
This Blog seems kinda hostile today!
Anyone wanna J.O.B.?
I am still lookin for a few good men.......just kidding.
I am looking for ONE!
What is the job? and where?
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