W: So that's the jist of it. King Fad here says he'll be nice to Mr.
Sharon, here. And so nobody's gettin blowed up today.
Fahd: I would rather eat the backsides of 1000 dung beetles.
Sharon: You don't mean the protected Ha'Shamid beetle, do you?
W: heh, heh, heh. Now, fellas-
Fahd: You speak so to ME? to ME? I am Fahd!
W: Now, he's gotta point. He is Fahd.
Sharon: He will be fodder! For the guns!
Fahd: You monkey! Ptuh!
W: (in phone) well, I'm gonna need a pickup, boys. Things are lookin
ugly
78 comments:
good question, terri. one that can be asked at any time around here
man, Jess, that is some belly. I am so proud of you.
Terri.
We are talking about the different impromptu skits that leap up at Christmas and Thanksgiving;
Bob does the Russian Dancer
and Howdy Doody
Calvin and Jess do the teenagers
One time we had a rock concert with stage diving and someone banging himself with a plastic 2 liter.
Usually there is a lot of music and joking.
One year I rewrote and performed a temptations song in Dad's memory
( I had a lot of help with that)
We have so much performing going in that makes it a lot of fun.
Even R2 and Anila get real excited and start yelling and dancing and stuff.
So sounds like Kai has a personality like his Dad.
Why is it that everytime we move up one. The whole tone of the conversation changes?
Daniel is still downstairs asking where we are.
Question for the Day;
How big is a "big" bowl of ice cream?
"Too big" and "ice cream" are illegal to be in the same senctence!
I have seen these people who get the half gallon container and a spoon and go for it. Wow! that's pretty big
I thought they might have opinions on that one.
How about this one.
Who can eat the most bbq in one sitting?
Ok, Daniel...
I think I may have seen Big Daddy eat ribs, much appreciatively. ( how was that Terri?)
Mom, you make me sooo hungry. How do you do that all the time?
Lacy says you are killing all of us who are dieting. She said she had cottage cheese and bananas for lunch.
Oh, and Shannon and Josh:
YAY the heartbeat! That's the next exciting thing after you finally see the two pink lines!
Did you get a speed? Did you say midwife??
now, Arberto can put away a good amount of food. It must be some cosmic twin balance that one eats almost nothing, and the other...
no, i heard the other way... girl hbs are usually over 150....
although toby hangs out at 160. What can I say, we're a hyper family.
J Lo has some, I believe it's called "junk in the trunk"...
but i did wonder why lacy was dieing... i mean dieting
Richy and I went to eat at McKenzie’s BBQ on Frazier one time. We told them the sandwich and sides we wanted and they go, “Would you like the ALL YOU CAN EAT for only ???? more?” We went for it, like dummies. We piled up a plate each. Richy got like ¾ done and his eyes started to glaze over, I thought I we were gonna lose him. We both left feeling like we got took to the bank on that offer since we still ate the same amount.
They see skinny guys like us come in, and see the opportunity to actually turn a profit on the ALL YOU CAN EAT gimmick!!
Jessica~
Yep, the next. : )
I didn't get the speed..
maybe later on she can?, didn't know that some could do that..
Yes, I'm going to a midwife.
Lacy says that last five pounds are in places that arent flattering.
She says she has "love handles"
I still have yet to see any type of inordinate flesh on her.
SEE! it is happening to you too Terri. The spelling is the first to go!
The blog is going to take your brains and turn them into oatmeal like the rest of us!
Run,Run for the sake of grammar!
( you spelled Really REEALLY)
I like these references to vague body parts as places on the map;
Northern parts
Southern exposure
northern half, sorry
Lacy says she has plenty of the northern half and the southern hemisphere needs to go.
UPDATE:
My fetal fibronectin test came back negative...
what this is, in short, is a test where they see if my body is expecting to go into labor within the next 2 weeks... there's a more detailed explanation in the comments from a week or so ago.
Anyhoo, my test was negative... no baby in 2 weeks
YAY!
mama- why would you go to the bank?
they have no use for our kind.
my problem is the equatorial region, as well, mama.
i mean, if i were to gain normally... not just because I swallowed a baby
ok then. the pg-13 guide to fetal fibronectin has been removed. guess you'll have to google it if you're really curious. but be aware! it makes extensive reference to "confidential" regions in the southern hemisphere
Well, Im gonna need a pickup boys, Things are lookin ugly.
bye
Shannon--
are you delivering naturally? I mean without meds? At a birthing center or hospital?
Have you gotten any belly yet?
G-
you only call for a pickup if it's real ugly
oh come on, BD. You can take it.
Yo Big Daddy, we can take it!
if the guys don't like the subject, they can always change it. we're a flammable crowd here... insults and challenges rarely go unmet
NOOOOOO! I want male participation up in here. Your misguided opinions are very interesting!
and besides, we might be referring to geography.
hemispheres and whatnot
We noticed over the weekend that to mountain ranges to the east and west are already getting snow on them. Very pretty site going to work or church, or just around town!
Nice to hear, josh.
Here, the lovebugs are dying.
HEY KG
how bout a riddle to guess your gender?
OK if yellow is female, and blue is male then I am Green!
--KG
yikes
nooooo..... she likes the mild side
nate likes spicy, tho
ummm.... she likes salad like with dark greens and grilled chicken.
I'm having a hard time remembering. She eats very healthy stuff, oh! she loves choc chip cookies...
fajitas, guac....
she would probably love your lasagna, who wouldn't?
No more inquiries of my Gender?
-KG
Yes, KG... please tell us that you are only one gender???
yeah, kg. you kinda killed the Q&A session with that one.
Josh- Riddels would not be Riddels
if you knew the answere!
-KG
Just what I expected, I knew I shouldn’t have asked. We’ll have to put some thought to this one. Thanks for the brain exercise.
Jessica,
Shannon’s out and about.
Yes, she’s planning to go with no meds.
She would like to actually do a home delivery, but we may go with the birthing center. We really don’t want to do the hospital.
She’s got the cutest belly going! I rub and kiss it often!
ok kg, how about a riddle for something else?
your name or occupation or something
technically i guess we're all kinda green, having a mother and father...
but not really
Our midwife is a Christian. Her and Shannon talked for an hour about personal stuff at her first appt. (I didn’t go since it was just routine). She is very nice and very experience. We had two good referrals to her, she be doing it for 19 years, and has 10 kids of her own!
10 kids. cool.
i will be having an epidural, thank you....
i may start it in a week or two... (j/k)
KG,
You must be working over time today or have changed your shift.
They do not call it the WORLD WIDE Web for nothing.
-KG
ok kg then we have more time. Give me something to work on.
Yes, I realize it’s the WORLD WIDE web (an oh what a web you’re weaving).
I was making reference to your post last week (or week before) about you NEVER post after 5:00, so you must leave work at 5:00. Based on that, I was seeing if you may be working later today.
just in case you wanted to know the person that has been posting as -KG is not the real kg.
First of all I do not mis-spell words like this (Riddels would not be Riddels if you knew the answere)
Riddle
Answer
Second, I always post as:
kg not -KG
Sorry to bust you after my regular blogging hours but your attempts to imitate me are gross and well noticed.
gender:
15 24 13 20 19 11 (24 & more)
kg
kg, may I suggest you make a profile so that it’s always legit that it’s you. You don’t have to post a picture of any other info, but that would stop you from having to use anonymous and stop the impostors.
Off to home for me. I probably won’t be back tonight. I usually read & study on Tuesdays, for my exam that I’m taking in December.
Blessings!
Then "Jess" will know who I am. Right Jess.
kg
no, it doesn't send me your info. just your post and your username
i noticed the spelling discrepancy... so the REAL kg is sherlock, now?
ah! the plot deepens!
or thickens...
yeah. IF i figure out who you are i will not reveal it...
i have known who ratking is for weeks....
very mysterious.
it lists your user as kg, your blog as mekgandi
I won't reveal anyone's identity... i will ask questions until I'm pretty sure who it is, then leave it to everybody else to figure out...
well, I am kinda squatty... :)
yes, I want a lasagna! Somebody's bringing dinner tomorrow but I can eat the lasagna Thursday! YAY YAY
I think that was the real kg... also did you see the new riddle?
gender:
15 24 13 20 19 11 (24 & more)
and I am feeling good. I've had a great day.
Caught You Terri,
As I imagine your cognitive spelling and punctuation will recede into nonsense like the rest of us.
I WAS TRYING TO WRITE AN EXAGGERIATIVE REEALLY! SO KEEP TRYING (YOU'LL NEVER TRAP ME! (HAHA)
4:30 PM
Here is the online webster merriam
Main Entry: ex·ag·ger·ate
- ex·ag·ger·at·ed·ly adverb
- ex·ag·ger·at·ed·ness noun
- ex·ag·ger·a·tion /-"za-j&-'rA-sh&n/ noun
ex·ag·ger·a·tive
/-'za-j&-"rA-tiv, -'zaj-r&-, -'za-j&-/ adjective
- ex·ag·ger·a·tor /-'za-j&-"rA-t&r/ noun
- ex·ag·ger·a·to·ry /-'zaj-r&-"tOr-E, -tor-, -'za-j&-/ adjective
And the last line had one parenthesis within two parentheses. Wrong!
Hey Jessica........
Toby is beautiful....
We have lots of artists in the family who would love to make a Jungle on the wall. Do you need Bedstes help?
You are such a big girl.
Jeg elsker dig og hav du en hund og tak fo mel og jeg egge snaka Dansk...
I'd like to make a point. Matt thinks we are trying to run the guys off. To the contrary. We like the guys around. It makes it much more interesting. Please feel free to change the subject if it is getting un-guy-friendly.
Hey did you notice the big monster truck with doolies and all those flames?
My unlce Jens has a motorcycle and he took me for a ride on it while I was visiting. He is very proud of the motorcycle and my other uncles are very jealous because their wives wont allow them to have one.
Now Jens sends me websites and pictures of all different motorcycles that resemble his.
He has an old motorcycle that is the same style as the ones that they used to use in the wars with side cars.
FYI
Georgia.........even though you are not really pregnant, you still look so cute.
one time I shot a turkey with a slingshot.
new blog upstairs.
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