Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Día de los hombres en el blog

Así pues, está hoy el día de los individuos. Usted sabe las reglas. Hasta mediodía, solamente los varones pueden blog. Las mujeres pueden anunciar su presencia, y hablan si un varón les habla directamente. Después de mediodía, las señoras pueden blog, pero solamente en asuntos individuo-dirigidos.

49 comments:

Josh said...

Translation:

Thus therefore, is today the day of the individuals. You know the rules. To noon, only the males are able blog. The women can announce his presence, and they speak if a male speaks him directly. After noon, the ladies are able blog, but only in matters individual-directed.


(Pretty good spanish except it should be her in stead of him a couple times.)

Josh said...

Here is a better translation that gives Jess no mistakes:

Therefore, it is today the day of the individuals. You know you regulate. Until noon, only the men can blog. The women can announce their presence, and speak if a man speaks to them directly. After noon, the ladies can blog, but in subjects only individual-directed.

jess said...

nice, Josh... also instsead of individual-directed it should be male-directed.

and I'm here

Josh said...

OK, I'll admit I had a little help from a couple translation web sites. . . just copy & paste, pick Spanish to English, click, and waa la.


OK GUYS: Maybe this is a topic, what have you gotten help on, but then just did the thing either posing like you did it all yourself, or just not meantioning that you had some help (like I just did). I know this will out some of us, but it could be funny.

I have to go shower, so I can have cleaness power. I think of some things.

Georgia said...

Hola,
Una dia solamenta por los hombres es muy loco. Los hombres habla mas mas con los "explosions" y otros causes qui esta "gross"

Josh said...

Answer: 1687.5

27,000 x .0625 = 1687.5

Anonymous said...

I know this is breaking the rules, but Troy Bender asked me to pass a message along to Georgia. He needs to talk to Mike about the Africa deposit. When can he turn it in?

Anonymous said...

Troy's number is 832-326-3851

Josh said...

Our duplex is 3 or 4 blocks off a main road, and up on a hill, so we can hear sirens going down the main road pretty good. Tuesday I heard sirens for almost an hour over and over and was like “what is going on out there?” I checked the local new website yesterday and there was a shot out and hostage hold-up type deal at a gas station a mile down the road. So, it was the whole police force & a SWAT team zooming by to surrounding the place, and ambulances & fire trucks getting on stand by near it.

(Before reading on, know that no innocent person was harmed)

Apparently this 300 lb guy was following his ex-wife around. He followed her into the gas station and she was yelling at him to leave her alone. He walked out, then came back with a pistol. He took four shots at her as she dodged around food stands and he didn’t hit her. He then walked outside and unloads 4 or 5 rounds in her car door (but she was still inside). She & the station employee locked themselves in the store office, which was barricaded. Some drink vendor that was stocking drinks locked himself in the walk-in cooler. The guy reloads and heads back inside for more, but can’t get in the office where his ex-wife is. The whole police force shows up and surrounds the place. The Safeway across the street goes on lock down and no one can leave into the parking lot. The cops try to talk the guy out with a load speaker, but no response. The SWAT team shows up and about 1.5 hours after the ordeal started, they proceed to crawl into the place in full body armor. They get in and find the guy on the ground with a self inflicted gun shot.

Crazy that is was just down the street AND we got gas at the Safeway across the street at 10:00 PM the night before.

Shannon2-24 said...

Hi Katie!
How are you?

jess said...

not real impressive today, guys... that's Ok though... you are allowed to be WEAK

Shannon2-24 said...

Well, let's see, how is Peterson BOY..

Josh & I hope he'll enjoy being clean..

I'm sure at some point he'll pick his nose too..

That'd be cool if he is good at math, maybe he will since we both are??

Hoping he becomes a protector of others & not a gunshooter..

: ) there, kept on male-directed topics.. (sidenote: he's kicks & has hiccups often)

Josh said...

WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

It’s called EMPLOYED!

jess said...

now now, don't get your chonies in a wad.... I said it's OK if you're WEAK

Georgia said...

Chonies? again?

Georgia said...

Sometimes this blog is like watching tv. You are sitting there watching the show and suddenly there is a Church Boby public service announcement.

"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news...

Stephanie... call your mother

We will now return to regularly scheduled programming"

Georgia said...

"Church body that is"

Georgia said...

PSA#2

Thank you Kim,
Mike talked to Troy

"We will now return to our regularly scheduled program"

Georgia said...

Hi, Terri

Georgia said...

Anyway what is this about the guys in chonies?

Georgia said...

I dont seem to see a subject here. Have the guys laid a precedent or not?

Anonymous said...

Georgia,

You make me laugh some times. I'm glad you caught my little service announcement.

I think the thing I like most about the blog is adult conversation, although, everyone does not always act like adults.

Although, I think I like that too. Everyone can be free to say whatever they want and still feel loved.

Georgia said...

I remember when adult conversation was so great for me too. Now all my kids are adults and sometimes I wish for kid conversations again instead of some of the adult problems that they get into.

Georgia said...

I just think the psa thing is funny dont yall?

Georgia said...

PSA#3

Kim, can I have your phone number, I need to talk to you?

PSA-over and out

Georgia said...

I have never met you servant, so I guess you wont take offense to me asking, with all those cookies and gravy do you have an extended middle body portion?

Georgia said...

PSA- ROGER MOMMY-3

Kim,
just call me if you dont want to post your number, you know mine, since you called me recently.

PSA-OVER AND OUT

Georgia said...

How about some pictures of you and happy clam?

Georgia said...

This is more like it. I am going to make everybody hungry again.

Georgia said...

Does for some strange reason your group of friends get smaller after every explosion?

Georgia said...

PSA-In

Need office number for the sanctuary


PSA-out

Georgia said...

PSA means this is a public service announcement. in other words something that is church related but not blog related.

PSA-out means it is over.

Georgia said...

Katie, you may have stumbled accidentally on what is wrong with you. Have you been eating in restaurants in the area?

Georgia said...

I was joking about the toilet water.

Mama PC said...

Georgia...... is that>>>>> a boston cream pie???? i LOVVVVVVVEEEEEE BOSTON CREAM PIE......

When in junior high i would eat a piece of bcp, 2 hot rolls, and 2 chocolate milks for lunch EVERY DAY!

Mama PC said...

jENNIFER, we shall pray for madyson..... is it a virus? what has doc said?

psa - for those of us in the medical field, it represents "prostate-specific antigen"... and it's a test used on guys to detect prostate problems so.......

WE'RE ON GUY'S DAY AND IT'S A TOPIC JUST FOR THE MEN!!!

PSA - Have you had your psa checked this year???

Mama PC said...

here's another guy-type topic!

i think i've possibly ruptured or torn a small place of my eardrum....as evidenced by i feel like I'm breathing through my ear.........~~~~~!!!! at least it sounds like it on that side!!!!!!!!

weeeeeee iiiiiirrrrrrrrdddddddd

i wonder if that is possible? seriously!!! i close my mouth and breath normally through my nose, and i can hear the breaths as if they're going through the hearing canals!!!!!!! i'm a little weirded out about it!!!

pray! occasionally still have very sharp pains in that ear....

Georgia said...

LOl- Hi, yall, I guess psa may not be such a hot idea after all. I am hoping to finish school soon.

Georgia said...

YeS! another boston creme pie lover! How about you servant? You like boston creme pie?

Mama PC said...

jennifer - Lindsey used to have viruses like that when she was little...... just a fever and malaise (tiredness) and droopy eyes and sometimes runny nose...... it would finally just stop.... make sure she is drinking plenty and using the bathroom...... don't want her dehydrated. if she doesn't want to drink - get her popsicles or jello or whatever she take in... cool cloths on her forehead..... and let it take its course and the fever will actually kill out the bug.....

sorry.....

Mama PC said...

bless her little heart....... just keep her in bed or on couch..... are you able to stay with her??? or are you working?

glad she's drinking..... no need to eat right now.....

how's her respiratory status???

is she 5 now? sweet pretty little thing......

DANIEL... the psa is just a blood test...... not the other test... so don't worry.....

i'll make you an appointment for next week!

Mama PC said...

we're coming up on 100.......

Josh said...

I will go against the flow. . .I don't like the Jesus Take the Wheel song. Yep, just don't like it. If they play it 7 times a day on the radio, that's 7 times too many. Back to work. . .

Mama PC said...

linds - we don't have rental insurance so be prepared not to have a ride next week when you put your car in the shop..... anybody got a car just sitting around not being driven??? we now will have two cars out of commission!!! but, thank the Lord we have two feet......and two cars for the 5 of us.....

Mama PC said...

i don't like any song that is over-played or over-used......

now, if it was only played once per week.....and you happened not to hear it each time, well, then...... it might be okay.

i think the song has merit... and good lyrics and lines...flow...melody...instrumentation..... but, songs these days are just entirely overused if you listen to radio much at all.....

Mama PC said...

jenn - where are you working now and who keeps her in the afternoons???

Mama PC said...

i think we'd all be surprised how many folks are watching but not commenting......

jess said...

upstairs

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