Thursday, September 29, 2005

shoes and ships... i'm a crock pot

just cooking quietly on low....

97 comments:

jess said...

i don't recall that contest... if it was the one where tim tried to kiss me i'd say i won that one

jess said...

unlike you, my friend

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Terri is now addicted..........to the BLOG

jess said...

terri- what do you want for your pic?

jess said...

oh that bitter valedictorian contest... ohhh the sting

jess said...

when i am awake during my 4000 overnight potty trips, i think about the blog... and i try to figure out who kg is....

Anonymous said...

So I was catching up on the blog today and I found a commment suggesting that perhaps some of my large belly is perhaps due to mom's cobbler and not an infant the size of my 215lb 6'3" husband...

jess said...

well. i have to think about something... better that than what would happen if i said candyman in the mirror...

jess said...

LEAH!
now, uh... who in the world would suggest that??

Anonymous said...

Dont look at me_G

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Who is JD?

jess said...

jd is julie...

jess said...

but you shoulda figured from the lucky-tim-kissing combo

Viking Granny!!!! said...

I need the internet at home.......

Who should I call?

Viking Granny!!!! said...

How can I survive all weekend without being able to check out the BLOG?

jess said...

GHOSTBUSTERS

BethC said...

occupations and blood-types

jess said...

you can probably get sbc dsl for 15 bucks a month....

Viking Granny!!!! said...

I heard that eating by your blood type is actually the best way to eat.


Cable internet servers?

Anyone have any suggestions?

Viking Granny!!!! said...

I do not have a phone line. Even the wires under and around the house have been chewed up.

Richy had mentioned that Cable is faster and cheaper than DSL>

TRUE?

Anonymous said...

I also found unauthorized use of my picture displaying all of what we will call " my glory."

jess said...

man, leah! i wish i knew who DID THIS.... i'd give em the old 1-2

jess said...

i would call sbc or go online... the comparisons should be pretty easy to find.
dsl is a kind of cable... not a phone line, anyway

Viking Granny!!!! said...

thanks baby

jess said...

georgia,
do you know who could have said that stuff about leah?

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Uno baggo of sugaro.........

is that alloooo?

Josh said...

Cable may or may not be cheaper than DSL, depends on who’s in your area, have to call around. You do have to subscribe to cable, if you don’t currently. Cable is faster than DSL and usually has a couple tiers of speed, with increasing prices. We had SBC DSL in IL and it was great. We have Verizon hear and it’s great also (SBC isn’t in our area). Both DSL and Cable usually offer good first year rates to get you in.

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Hey where is Ablerto.?

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Thanks Josharoooooo

Anonymous said...

Well I'd love to stick around but I have to go try some form of self-inducement. I think I will bounce on my exercise ball while I hold Anila - it's one of her favorite things.

jess said...

and how you did get the cobbler first, or at least someone going by your name...

jess said...

lele-
vaccuum.

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Good luck with the bouncing LELE

JD we don't even have COX cable..

we have NORTHLAND CABLE.

But I am now better informed so I can call around tomorrow.

:0)

jess said...

beth
i am a slow cooking baby incubator
my blood type is A .... i don't remember - or + or what

jess said...

yeah, eva... i forgot you have cable tv. they would probably be your best bet for internet with some kinda package deal

Anonymous said...

The story behind the cobbler is that I had a huge craving for something very buttery and yummy, so I called mom asked her what she needed, went to the store, brought her the stuff and got my cobbler the next day! Pretty groovy.
Thank you Julie for reminding me that I will be skinny again. Right now I look at a tank top I used to wear and decided it would fit around one thigh.

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Okay I will call them first.

I will see you soon. After I get the white powderlike stuff........

jess said...

and then she ate it and made loud smacking noises via email

and then, when my mom was on the phone telling me about MY cobbler, leah was in the background threatening to eat it....

just the facts

jess said...

we don't want no crack rock, evajoy

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Oooo DARN

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Thats right Terri, there is always something worse......

At least I am not bla bla bla.......

haha

This is fun...

So much so that I am considering getting internet service NOW instead of waiting until my house is all simplified and spring cleaned........

If I am quiet and really listen, then I know I really have to wait and obey.

BUT there is no harm in shopping around in the mean time huh?

Viking Granny!!!! said...

I have Danish Family to email also,, so it is really not the only reason to get the net....

I am going to I just need to wait about a month.

It is a very good motivator to have it as a reward for simplifying.

This is very difficult for me.

Whatever it takes to get me motivated,

Viking Granny!!!! said...

What a skinny LELE!

jess said...

now, there's actually several people here not having babies. as far as i know, only one of us could be having a baby RIGHT NOW and she's busy bouncing

jess said...

hey steph!
welcome to the blog!

NOW YOU CAN NEVER, EVER LEAVE

Viking Granny!!!! said...

What a good mother. Passing on her addiction to her child

jess said...

it passes the time great, as i lay here and refresh the page over and over

after 5 i have to do something else, usually, since everyone goes home

jess said...

in my email folder for blog comments there are 2390
and i don't know if that's even all of them

jess said...

2930 actually

Josh said...

You grandmothers are crazy people…

Josh said...

Terri and Stephanie may not know, so here it is. Beside all the women here that are having babies, Shannon (my wife) is also pregnant with our first, so I guess I’m included here.

jess said...

yep. ol josh is 2 months pregnant

you should rent Junior, josh

jess said...

oh, and Georgia's pregnant

Viking Granny!!!! said...

Terri is just trying to catch up with me......

Cant blame her.....its a wonderful thing being a grandma.....

You get them just about as much as you want....and you also get to send them home and get plenty of ME time too.

And you get to always be the good guy.

jess said...

peace out

Georgia said...

Hey, something was bugging me all the way home from school and I just have to tell yall this.
The initials JPT sounded so familiar to me.
Now I got it.
Come out of the church closet jPat Terry!

Viking Granny!!!! said...

I am leaving too.....wassup with this Peace out stuff?

Peace Out.........

Like time out?

PEACE OUT

jess said...

congrats G! wow, that's some big changes coming!

Georgia said...

Oh No! pregnant again! It always sneaks up on me like this! Someone call the waambulance!

Georgia said...

I dont remember who said that stuff about Leah and the cobbler, Wasnt it Julie? I think Josh sent that picture in.

jess said...

yeah, yeah. or Robert

Josh said...

Georgia- one who appreciates good humor and makes bad accusations, welcome back.

Josh said...

I’m guessing that the “salt mines” is a joke of metaphor? Where do you work Linda?

jess said...

mama's a lady of the night, josh

Georgia said...

Where is Tims' email address?

jess said...

a likely story

Georgia said...

My cobbler better STAY PUT!

Josh said...

Thanks for the explanation Linda, cause lady of the night wasn’t bringing good things to mind. Good for you with the independent business!

Georgia said...

Peaches are bad for the umbilical lining. Hasnt your doctor told you that yet Julie?

jess said...

lady of leisure...
a "kept" woman...

jess said...

you've got your own little umbilicus to worry about now, G...

jess said...

soiled dove

jess said...

the oldest profession

jess said...

oh i have to stop before i have a contraction....

Georgia said...

To quote Mama " this is how rumors get started." I'm going to have to explain this over and over again when I get to church this sunday.

jess said...

i'm just laying here looking at the screen and laughing till I cry... I sound just like daddy in the UFO chat rooms...

Georgia said...

Yeah, wasnt counting on maybe Tim wanting my cobbler.

jess said...

together, they're unbeatable. but they always share their blue bell, even when you're fasting

Georgia said...

Yeah, we might have to recommend it to JPT also who has still not come out.
Michael is handling a recovering bloggers practice at the moment. He may be booked, but those of you who dont remember who you are, maybe I could do something to get you in.
His website is called Compulsiveblogliars.com
Or you can call
1-800 Who am I

jess said...

fat lot of good mikey is... i sent an email to compulsiveblogliar@hotmail and it came back to me... no such address...
makes me question if there even is a mikey

jess said...

it was a fruit shake...

jen's was a dairy shake. it just so happened to have oreos in it...

Georgia said...

I am really starting to feel threatened now. I am thinking of Tim's face and a small fear is coming up from my insides.

What does this mean for my peach cobbler?

Am I still the First Daughter?

Georgia said...
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Georgia said...

If Leah would have the baby then I would bring you some money for my peaches, but now, we wait... and we wait.... and we wait....

jess said...

or georgia could be a surrogate.... lot of money in that, i hear

Georgia said...
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jess said...

is it the baby talking, G?

Georgia said...

IM DIETING! HELP! LAYLA WANTS TO ORDER PIZZA AND I THINK IM OFFENDING PEOPLE.THIS IS INSANE. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!

jess said...

well, georgia. i doubt you've offended anyone.

maybe you should have a nice rice cake and lie down

Georgia said...

oh... that was cold. that was sooo cold.

Georgia said...

Thanks, Julie.

Georgia said...

I dont even know what kind of diet it is right now. All I know is that I am real hungry. It is supposed to be a low carb, low fat diet, I think it is going to turn into a seafood diet in a minute if someone doesnt stop me first.

Georgia said...

Gotta go get Michael, thats the thing about living in Atascocita. I will pass wendys kfc, mcdonalds burger king, gattitown, on and on and on....

Josh said...

Yo, I was asked to jump on a conference call the last 20 minutes, so now it’s time to leave. My last comment for the day: just remember “soiled dove” when you see my new picture tomorrow. It’s a winner.

Have a great evening!

Georgia said...

I tried to watch tv tonight. There was a mother on there who's father died of a heart attack. He had a business of his own. She missed him being right there in his office.
Shouldnt I know better than to try to watch tv.

jess said...

that happens to me.. just reading some random book and of course they have twins at 24 weeks... sheesh


it could be worse.... I could watch something about a pregnant blog addict who got electrocuted by her computer... or something

Georgia said...

You mean, like me?