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38 comments:
If frist were a rhyming word
I'd be there, be assured
BEST RYHMER!?, more like best slimmer!
You can’t give the best rhyme, in this day and time
If you want to beat me, you better spend some time on bended knee
I rhyme full-time, and you’ve got a big mountain to climb
Work time has come again, diligence is no sin
I must work to bring in the bacon, my little baby is still a baken’
The top rhymer spot, I’ve already got
It’s clear to see, that is the way it will always be
But for now I must employ, my work is no toy
My boy gets the hiccups a lot
it jolts & jiggles every spot
I wish I could give comfort & kissin'
yet him in my belly I'd be missin'
Seein' him will be better though
what a joy when in my arms they throw
our little bitty duplicate
which soon his cord Josh will cut
it'll be so grand
having an addition to our family band
then oh, the many songs we sings
of the joys God brings
I'll go from my growing waddle
to learning to swaddle
filling his belly
so he don't yelly
yep, havin' a son will be great
& someday we'll all get to heaven's gate
to see the King of all glories
wow, the detail of all our stories!
we'll let you know when he is here
due in 6 weeks is pretty near!
Hey JD,
What is Tim’s new business? Can you give a witness?
I never heard what he’s doing, what was in his brain a stewing
Terri-bo-berry,
For the compliment, I thank
Today I plan to go to the bank
To order checks with the new address
Hope they get the numbers right without a mess
Yes, Shannon’s rhyme was sweet, about our son whom soon we’ll meet
I’ll get to give him tasty treats, and tickle both his little feets
He may choose to eat some beef, I’ll let him decide. . he’ll be the chief
COLLEGE ALGEBRA TEST! Failed it bad...
I've been sick so I've missed alot of school. Had no idea the test was today...I thought it was next wednesday...and I a VERY SMALL idea of what I was doing on the test. But...the Lord will take care of me. I'm just hoping I don't lose the whole semester...
Naytron failed his algebra test, I’m sure he tried in very best
This is all that God required, from this rhyme he’ll be inspired
Maybe teach will let you retake, you were sick. . .not your mistake
Some math / algebra puns:
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.
He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.
A mathematician who was also a horticulturist was interested in prime roots, square roots, and trees in general.
Terri-bo-berry, one who claims to be as nice as a fairy
The words I speak are of my own, my words I have sown
I had not seen what you had said, my words come from my own head!
I don’t know if I can do it, rhyming rhyming. . . I must keep to it.
OK, I'll try. . .
now its time for readin
while the baby I'm afeedin
Servant's rhymes are the bomb
He's cool as my mom
The prize he has took, he
should go bake a cookie
pay attention, aged one
I can rhyme like a son of a gun
the rhyme was took, he
lined up with cookie
Slam, Bam, Look out man, VF is back with the rhyme attack. Jack, don't talk no smack, it ain't wack, just doing what a pimp daddy does, just because he aint black don't mean he ain't all that, That's right I got the ryhme in time, worth more that a dime. 'cause I'm takin' you higher, fulling desire, the beats that you want, I'm Vanilla FIRE.
'cause the Ice is melted and the fires' been dealted.
I had to go to the DMV, to update my address you see
They had lost their connection to the mainframe, so from any changes they had to abstain
Back home, we had to roam
Now I’ll have to take off more time, on my own dime
Cookie man sure can rhyme, he does it like Prime Time
I'll say it once more for the hard of hearing
The rhyme, it works with the words appearing
took, followed by HE
rhymes with cook followed by IE
Katie Katie, she’s a pretty good rhymen’ lady
Vanilla FIRE, he has the desire, but must continue to aspire
Jess Jess, she’s a mess, but she’s got a new baby, so that makes her blessed
cookie - the word is lovely to my ear
cookie- it brings joy to straight and queer
cookie- like a symphony of chocolate
cookie- I could eat a lot of it
(harvy- it RHYMES. just rhyming multiple words with a single word-)
I give props to the cookie man
because his rhymes have the upper hand
and if my praise a bounty acquires
it will be great, though not my desire
vanilla flame
i know your name
you got my heart, it ain't no shame
I think it's great to be your dame
i don't have much to say
i stayed home sick today
to my Father i continue to pray
that the sickness will not stay
so now a nap i go to take
and see if in my dreams i can make
rhymes as good as all of you
that don't include words like mulligan stew
what in the world is muligan stew??!!!
mulligan stew:
if in golf a mulligan is a do over,
then maybe in food, a mulligan is leftovers.
left over meat loaf
left over spaghetti
left over green beans
and maybe some linguini
then add some rice
hopefully no mice
don't forget potatoes
and never put in frog's toes
that must be mulligan stew
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ok , that was pretty bad
it must be time for my nap
sleep clammy sleep
and awake with health to keep
good night bloggy friends
Rhyme from KJ-52:
i like saturdays and just waking up late / i like things right away cuz i don't like to wait / i like tasty cakes, and philly cheese steaks / and the tampa bay bucs and miami hurricanes (whuuuut,,,) / now i like my shoes clean with a fresh pair of jeans / and some rice and some beans and a box of krispy kremes / i like mt dew cuz i like caffeine / and the pistons and wolverines is my sports teams / i like the double double at the in and out burger / but i don't like mcdonalds they always mess up my order / i like my man sponge bob and home star runner / i like flip flops and tank tops in the summer / i like to make goofy faces when i smile for the camera / i like rock old school hip hop and mc hammer / i like xbox clean socks i like canada / but there's i want and this is what i'm asking ya / chorus / i love the way that God just takes a man / and then changes him gives him strength to stand / i love when the world says i ain’t got a chance / see i'm loving that you're the one that tells me i can / i love the fact that you just loved me first / you erased my past and freed me from the curse / and even at the times when i just act the worse / i love that ya take me back that i don't deserve / i love every time that i open your word / that i see in every line every chapter and verse / that your love made you die and that love that occurred / it left you crucified cuz your love for the world / and i love how you just love me so much / i love how you provide just more than enough / and with the rhyme that i say right now that i bust / see i like a lot of things but you're the one i love
Christian rapper. Click Here for web site.
We bought one of his CD (actually purchased the download, we don’t but CD anymore) for the first time a couple months ago and really like it. It’s good riding around, crusin’ music. Good lyrics, good beats.
ok - you guys have officially worn me out......
but, i'll have to give it up for the rhymesters........
YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
We dout to cruz to the DMV again, gonna give it a spin
We’ll listen to some KJ-52, and get a new license too
(OK that was kinda lame)
(Didn't get to read servants last one yet, gotta go)
By the way, Servant,
Hot rod does NOT like nuts. He may be a little nutty himself, but he does not like to consume them.
I have been reading your blogs and not wanting to interrupt the rhythmic prose, but my mind is too mushy to rhyme.
I think that should be the new man's day experiment. Seeing as the men are claiming to be the best poets, let them have a contest on the next men's day. The women can judge.
the clammy's awake
it's time for no napping
Denny's for Dinner
the signs keep announcing
the clam stretches her arms
thanks God for His healing
gets dressed for a long night
God's mercies she'll be singing
the rhyming is fun
for the clammy mind reading
but it take a lot of effort
to leave a little message for our friendlings
so maybe mommy-3's right
we should plan a contest
we'll have a sign up and everything
and see who puts the questions to rest
phew! that's a lot!
i better go now..
don't want to wear myself out
before the great pancake show down
(denny's that is )
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clammy -
your poetry was lacking
but not your heart's message,
keep silverwares clacking
those patrons you blessage
serve flapjacks with gladness
in adversity persevere
blessing people from all walks of life
calling out to ALL HEARING EAR
WHO gives you grace to serve with joy
and with mercy serve with smile
great energy and endurance
to make it through each mile
give a cup of cold water to the "losts" and "down lows"
for such as you do it to them
you are blessing the ONE WHO knows.
I think there's a tie betwixt Harvester's, Servants' and Jessica's rhymes...... all have their strong points......but all very amusing, pointed, and witty.
Josh, yours are amusing.....
Katies were great!
Hotrod, stick to the roads....... ha!
sivad, stick to the strings! ha!
i tried to go to sleep, but zzzz's would not buzz.....
so i'm back up.....checking the bluzzzzz
good night.....
I bet Josharooni eats macarooni
Every night by the moonlight..
Terr-I-bo Berry
is gettin kinda hairy.........
Good night all
Yall have a ball
Stay up real late
bag o nuts I ate
Hot Rod will be lsat
that car sure moves fsat.
v granny
you feeling any better???
Terri Bo Berry
I must beg to differ.
The cases you made
against Jess's "cookie, he"'s
do not stand up to poets' ideas over the centuries...see...
Read the Sonnets of the Portuguese
and you'll find that expert
poeticians bent the rules of these,
as long as meter and rhyme made the
best of these.....
I'm no good at my poetry tonight.....but just wanted to throw my two lines worth into the pot...or over the bonfre, for what they're worth.....
Won't someone PLEASE MAKE ME SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!!
I know that this is not original, but I revised it and my kids liked it.
Good night, sleep tight,
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight.
Goodnight all!!!!
I had to stop saying this poem when my son started asking me, "Mom, what are bed bugs?" as he was looking around on his sheets.
I never thought about it before, but maybe that is why my kids don't like sleeping in their beds. Hum, I'll have to think about that one.
whoops!
that last one was supposed to be from me...not servant
hee hee
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