ahhh, the joy of normalcy. Today is Thursday, known in these parts as
"Trash Day". Not for any urban hip hop reason like today we talk smack.
Oh, no.
No, it is literally la dia de el hombres de basura.
When we moved out here to God Knows Where, Texas, I was greatly
impressed by the fact that we could burn our trash.
a) fire is cool
b) sometimes things explode
c) no keeping stinking trash around for the dogs to strew so the
neighbors can say... looks like somebody's in big time debt.
So, I was pleased and on occasion stood and watched how diapers melt
and so forth.
Then, some other residents of Radiantville, (heretofore known as the
Juans, and R1) decided we should join the revolution and pay for trash
service. I disagreed but Paul said, and I quote, "If you want to burn
all the trash and wait until the fire goes out and clean it up..."
something like that.
So now the trash guys come every Thursday and there's hardly any fire
around here at all.
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current event: i cleaned the living room
R1 cooking pancakes
Toby building up to panic
oh, beth must be downstairs
trash talk :
I find peace and comfort watching the trashtruck use the hydrolic lift to remove our household debris...a sense of "cleansing" and starting new....
also, when bobby was a toddler, we would watch from his upstairs window with great excitement as the truck came and went...aaaawwwww, making memories...
I agree with g about the "child" conversations...heart grows fonder
Grasshopper needs to read email and please reply promptly.
Good Morning blog,
The guy that owns the duplex doesn't have trash service running here yet, so we put it in a can on the back porch and he gets it once a week.
I raise the motion that comments like "Toby wants his own all you can ear buffet" not be used. It's just hard to read that and not have to fight mental imagery.
Anyone second the motion?
{{blushing}}
Just to clarify, I don't struggle with mental picture issues such as I may have aluded to. I just don't want to fight picturing a good friend giving her baby an "all you can eat buffet", since we all know where it has to come from.
PS. I'm not at all upset, just raising a topic.
or, for example... "Josh had to have colon surgery"
now, burning a possum is no crime
But be careful burning a mouse, those guys can get revenge.
Possums are CUTE and FUNNY she says....
the other day, there was a possum stuck in our pond (the dry part) and we sicced Thumper on her but right when Thumper got there Natalie found out and called her off.
Sheesh
Anything is cute when it's only 3 inches long.
a 3 inch roach would not be cute
Nat was protecting Thumper.
no possum lovers out here
you'll have to picket most of the world... :)
COLON
possums always remind me of the R.O.U.S.'S on the Princess Bride.
And if you think they're cute, well, God bless you and the possums, and i'm sorry to say, but that's the one animal i would willfully banish the earth of in anyway possible...nast giant rats-----and they've NEVER been cute for me!
Just giving josh some other imagery. A semi-colon is after you have part of your colon removed
it appears you stand alone, Norahs
sivad
may i please request video?
i don't remember the last time i've ever seen someone actually rolling on the floor laughing.
but i'm giggling at you.
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i know that the Bible says that Jesus loves all the people, but does it actually say that He loves all the creatures????
oh darling!
the imagery!
please be careful of the imagery!
oh man!
i have nursery on sunday
but i'm sure the kiddos would love to watch too!!!
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josh
you better just call it a day
well, if there were possum's in the garden, then they've had their own possumly fall from grace, 'cause .....yuck....
....clam shudders.....
roaches, mosquitos, wasps= THE curse
please add possums to the curse list
roaches, mosquitos, wasps, possums, Plymouth Horizons= THE curse
plymouth horizons?
i didn't say i didn't like cockroaches; but they're dealt with differently, and i've never had a giant one try to attack me or my cat!!
or cause the great stench in my back porch!
or bare its teeth at me
or try to attack my dad
if possums could be saved, that would be one thing, but i'm pretty sure the no soul for saving thing goes to them, and i'm really sure there's no possum heaven.
kill the roach and mosquitoes, yes, but please don't spare the possums
blkh!
re curse list:
i know wasps aren't fun, but....they make really cool looking nests....that's SOMETHING good
darling, you're certainly no stooge.....you're just very creative and imaginative and good with words
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and very very cute
ok, but was it attacking you or hiding from something?
p.s. very very very very very very sorry for that horrifying experience
I have to get away from here or I will never have an appetite again
don't roaches benefit trees somehow or something?????
no don't leave jess
hey, maybe we should talk about pizza or something so jess won't leave
yes, i've found roaches to be very jealous creatures...especially in the fashion department
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I have to go anyway, because the top secret reason I was sitting here is finished
i don't know....a goose bit me once....i had nightmares about mother goose for years following....seriously....ducks kind of look the same when they open their mouths
I am here. I had a conference call at work I had to be on, then another call I had to make to discuss some things.
God created the possum, this is true, but some vessels were created for honor and some for dishonor. I think animals may be the same and the possum is in the dishonor category.
my animal policy is admire from a distance but no touchee
i think katwoman and mamapc are the ones with the pb pie recipes, hon
or maybe harvy?????
aw, heck. guess I'll stick around... who needs cleaning, anyway?
unless we want to talke about cooked duck...then we're talking...who has a good recipe...or better yet knows a good chinese place that serves it...
yum yum
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so glad you would stay, jess!
harvy, i'm good; i'm having my lunch
did you have a pb pie recipe for servant???
harvy, is that a hair bow????
hey, do i get a prize for being #100???
harvy,
you're a very silly girl
i went to college with keith richards
harvy, oh, i get it!!
servant, it was ok; i liked the chimichanga......i don't really want pot pies though anymore; it's basically disappointing stew in bad bread.......i'm sorry; i tried to have a good attitude about it, but i still didn't want it
upstairs
it's ok though; i got to think about you....cause i know how much you like pot pies; that makes me smile
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Congratulation to jess & servant for the semi-colon puns, and to Sharon for the “quake me up”. It’s good to see that puns are catching on, I think I have a tear in my eye.
I SAID GO UPSTAIRS
you are all going to time out
terri, when you go back out, hit refresh; it's there; we're in it
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