This is now the Yablonski archives! The new blog site is here
Once upon a time
there was this gopher
His problem was, he
so he went to the credit union to borrow some grubs
walmart had a sale on toasters and he went to a loan shark
but then his ladybird ate his best worm friend
OKAY4 words only - back to the storyAnd another blog upstairs for non-story related items
Ladybird ate a worm
, and Daniel felt so
So, he took his
Since bertha had toes
Golly! gophers! she exclaimed
gopher is getting grungy!
Daniel, dude do the bath!
Alas, Daniel took showers
and bertha went wayward
who did that in
1989, when he was
also forlorn, when his...
wife had left him
he joined the circus
in Seattle, Washington because
the fleas were gorgeous
and their act was
After one week there,
He called old Dan
to share the fact
mere - no comments here
not related to story
must be 4 only
got it now, chicka?
(jess, i keep order...)
**BACK to the STORY***
penguins dont like polish
So Dan was again
Clean, lonely and unemployed
Dan went to Workforce
And met his friend Otter
Otter was fatter now
And didnt believe Dan
Suddenly, Bruce Willis said
That toothbrushes were important
and bruce would know
He knocked Keanu out
Once with his breathing
Bruce willis is sad
Dan gives him a worm
(doh)
Otters cant rent movies
Dan gave him Worm
So he didnt know
Who Bruce willis was
With his stinky mouth
All of the otters
used to laugh and
call him Ashton
He hated Thanksgiving
And any church services
because every year, they
So then Otter Ashton
I mean Bruce Ashton
Pointed little otter claws
and wiggled his little
Otter tongue at all
the paparazzi
Loudly exclaiming Papparazzi
Otter! What about Mary...
Killed Princess di intentionally
Kate and Ashley??
Otter got a clothing line
suddenly, the baby awoke
and that was all
Oh, no! fun gone
Selling teeny otter tops
And otter jewelry
Otter Bruce Ashton became
A very rich NovaScotian
His clothing was popular
(NOTE: I think the 4 word story only works if each person ONLY gives 4 words, then waits for someone else to give 4 words before they go again, otherwise they are really giving more than 4 words.)
because he was thinking
think i'm frist today
Post a Comment
80 comments:
there was this gopher
His problem was, he
so he went to the credit union to borrow some grubs
walmart had a sale on toasters and he went to a loan shark
but then his ladybird ate his best worm friend
OKAY
4 words only - back to the story
And another blog upstairs for non-story related items
Ladybird ate a worm
, and Daniel felt so
So, he took his
Since bertha had toes
Golly! gophers! she exclaimed
gopher is getting grungy!
Daniel, dude do the bath!
Alas, Daniel took showers
and bertha went wayward
who did that in
1989, when he was
also forlorn, when his...
wife had left him
he joined the circus
in Seattle, Washington because
the fleas were gorgeous
and their act was
After one week there,
He called old Dan
to share the fact
mere - no comments here
not related to story
must be 4 only
got it now, chicka?
(jess, i keep order...)
**BACK to the STORY***
penguins dont like polish
So Dan was again
Clean, lonely and unemployed
Dan went to Workforce
And met his friend Otter
Otter was fatter now
And didnt believe Dan
Suddenly, Bruce Willis said
That toothbrushes were important
and bruce would know
He knocked Keanu out
Once with his breathing
Bruce willis is sad
Dan gives him a worm
(doh)
Otters cant rent movies
Dan gave him Worm
So he didnt know
Who Bruce willis was
With his stinky mouth
All of the otters
used to laugh and
call him Ashton
He hated Thanksgiving
And any church services
because every year, they
So then Otter Ashton
I mean Bruce Ashton
Pointed little otter claws
and wiggled his little
Otter tongue at all
the paparazzi
Loudly exclaiming Papparazzi
Otter! What about Mary...
Killed Princess di intentionally
Kate and Ashley??
Otter got a clothing line
suddenly, the baby awoke
and that was all
Oh, no! fun gone
Selling teeny otter tops
And otter jewelry
Otter Bruce Ashton became
A very rich NovaScotian
His clothing was popular
(NOTE: I think the 4 word story only works if each person ONLY gives 4 words, then waits for someone else to give 4 words before they go again, otherwise they are really giving more than 4 words.)
because he was thinking
think i'm frist today
Post a Comment