The Ultimately Sadistic Office Gadget
Tired of listening to the gabbling marketing dweebs down the hall? Fed up with your micro-managing incompetent boss? Have co-workers that are smarter than you? Challenge them all to a game of RC shocking laser tag, beat them, and then become the office legend you've always wanted to be.
How does it work? Simple. Each set comes with two R/C controllers and two tanks on different radio frequencies. Simply turn them on and try to shoot your opponents tank with your infra-red cannon. The tanks move forwards, backwards left and right just like any other tank. Each time you successfully hit your opponents tank, they will receive a shock from their controller. Winning a match requires five successive hits to your opponents tank. LEDs built into the tanks indicate the score. Handy wrist straps are built into each controller so that when you shock your boss and he freaks out and drops his controller, it won't hit the floor!
- Two remote controlled battled tanks with infra red guns
- Two control units with built in shocking function and speakers
- A direct hit on the tank shocks the driver via the control unit
- Indicator lights show when you have been hit. Five strikes and you're out
- Battle sound effects for added excitement
- Two shock levels (wimp and tough guy) are available. How brave do you feel?
- Requires 6AA and 6AAA batteries (included!)
Features:
Warning: The Product Emits An Electric Shock. Keep out of reach of children. Not suitable for those under the age of 14. This is a novelty item, not a toy. May interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers.
thinkgeek.com $49.99
26 comments:
permission to say EWWWW
permission to speak? (PTS?)
speak mama pc..
I ate the wrapper for a ding dong one time...it wasn't that bad...but I swallowed it. I dont' know if it came out whole or not. I was dared to eat a snail once...couldn't bring myself to do it. It was a BIG SNAIL! Dog food, dog treats, I've eaten them. They aren't that bad. They taste like a meat flavored cracker kinda...a very bland meat flavored cracker.
anyone have random american trivia from reconstruction or before?
ever not chewed up your corn?
even as a guy..eww to that richy
BTW I don't think Daniel INTENDED to start this oh so disgusting topic... I think he meant to say puking...
and I have eaten
styrofoam
cat food
dog jerky
random outdoor leaves (curious)
the tastiest- of course, Play-Doh
hey Matt-
is that the Brett's dog?
i have seen that dog before; i get a little sick to my stomach to imagine that it's real
ick!
much worse than all the poop imagery
That dog looks like it has serious spiritual problems... there may have not been enough pigs to go around...
oh for richy.
sorry girls, but i had a roommate who used to tell me that corn was God's favorite food.....He likes it so much He lets you see it twice.
HAHA!
sorry, had to share
it IS guys day, you know!
hey richy
should I post a radiant bulletin about the service, or wait a couple of weeks?
Daniel,
Why have you eaten dog food? Were your pantries bare of any human food?
Jess, Cat food and dog jerky? Why? I imagine the Styrofoam was as a wee little one. Were the others the same?
I have to admit that one of my children mistakenly ate dog food. I do not remember which one.
mommy 3
i think some people do things out of curiosity
curiosity gone astray perhaps
some cat food does smell pretty good
and that stuff in the tiny can for fancy cats, actually looks like food
but i've never tried it
when i was in kindergarten i ate some dirt because it looked like cinnamon though.....it might've been cinnamon for all i know....'cause cinnamon by itself tastes kind of like dirt
haha
Chris found some dirt on the kitchen floor the other day (Abigail had dragged it in) and he thought it was cinammon and sugar, so he stuck his finger in it and tasted.
Boy, was he surprised. He gave me a look like, "That did not taste good at all." I told him that's what he gets for trying to eat off the floor.
But the weidest thing that Chris used to try to eat was the plastic cups you get from kid's meals at the restaurants like Bennigans, Black-Eyed Pea, etc.
He had a severe biting problem and would actually bite pieces off the plastic cups.
Chris had nerf sports balls that looked like a dog attacked them, but we did not have a dog. Chris chewed up the balls himself.
He chewed up all kinds of toys and paper and just about anything he could get in his mouth (He was between 2-3 years old). I don't know how much he actually swallowed, but he definately left his mark wherever he went.
sammy does that in nursery--i don't think he eats them, but if we leave him with a cup for more than a minute, it's likely to be demolished for chewing
We’re alive and kicking, especially Keith. . . he’s does lots of kicking. He has some very strong legs.
I just had to make my Guy’s Day contribution by letting you all know that I just went to the bathroom and noticed that I obviously didn’t chew all my corn at dinner last night.
Peas are also great for this. I’ve seen green and yellow at the same time.
Time to go tend to Keith, our loveable son. He is just so cute. If you haven’t seen all our pics on snapfish.com, see the instructions in the comments from yesterday, Jessica posted it.
PS. The Heavenly fathers blog has some new post, go readem’ some time. I just posted Matt’s new one and I’ll be doing a post on Friday.
Later folks.
y'all have a great one!
i'm outta here!
must mentally prepare for evening bowling challenge......prepare to face your....
just your friend...i couldn't think of anything
8)
heehee!
I officially repent for my corn comment.
I DON'T repent for my corn comment!
I've never eaten anything gross, such as dog or cat food. I probably tried dirt once or twice, but that might be it.
Now this office tank thing is totally awesome. I'd love to have that thing, very cool.
ah...as far as the curiosity comment goes...I just figured...what they hey. Dogs eat them. WHy can't I? I mean, they're cooked and everything. Like I said they weren't that bad. I think the first time it was a dare, and the second time was for shock value. I think I wanted to gross out an ex-girlfriend or something. I'm pretty sure it worked. Girls are all ickified about stuff that isn't that big of a deal. like snot....ya, its gross. But not THAT bad! Girls are so dramatic about that kinda stuff. Well, those are the comments from the young end of the spectrum. Moms usually aren't that grossed out by snot, vomit, etc. but the younger types are just disgusted by it! Or so the seem to put on.
I think thats what it is more than anything. A show, to make themselves look more dainty or something...well...its not workin!
upstairs
because I can
The Mama PC is in:::
regarding bodily excrement, it's just not "proper" talk... ... you could speak about it to your parent (if you're a child), or to a doctor or nurse if you're having constipation, diarrhea, colitis, rectal bleeding, hemmorhoids or flatulence... or to a spouse... or, if you're a immature teen, it might be something to talk about to gain attention...
girls are just not accustomed to "talking" and "glorifying" that sort of stuff... so, they act horrified when you guys flaunt it so readily.....
there are things that are good to talk about in public, and other things that might be better left unsaid...
Phil 4:8
8 Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure , whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable — if anything is excellent or praiseworthy — think about such things.
NIV
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